- Basic-The average guy buys cheap, solid colored bedding. This fella is unlikely to spring and surprises on you in or out of the sack.
- Silky-If his sheets are satiny enough to double as a slip-n-slide, he may be a player who thinks luring you into his room will guarantee a score.
- Matching-A high thread count and matching duvet? His mom likely bought them and he'll expect you to take care of him in the same way.
