- Suprise! Spring clean his apartment, throwing out all "sports memorbilia clutter" that's taking up what should be your side of the closet.
- Invite him to picnic at the botanical gardens on Super Bowl Sunday.
- Ask to drive his car. Then total his car.
- Declare that your taking a stand against body-hair removal of all kinds.
- Nominate him for some makeover show where they style his hair and make him wear pink shirts. Then tell him you love him the way he looks, he should do it more often.
- Go to a resturant but don't get an entree. Instead just order soup and then pick off of his plate, figuring that he loves you so he'll share.
- Nickname his member "The Little Engine That Could."
- Mention your goals for a large house in the country with three kids with a station wagon.
- Have dinner with your ex. And come home with a hickey....on your inner thigh.
- Crash his night with the boys because you just really need a hug.
Quote-"Mini-Me, We Do Not Gnaw On The Kitty."- Dr. Evil in "Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Me" (1999)
